Zach and Scotty's Florida Expatriation Fund

Zach and Scotty's Florida Expatriation Fund

From Scotty Hawkesworth

Zach and Scotty are completely fed up with Florida. With no redeeming qualities, other than the beach to speak of, we've decided to expatriate.

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Zach and Scotty are Colorado natives. They've been out and about, and have rooted themselves in Florida, working, living, and being awesome.  Unfortunately, Florida is backwards, and non-progressive, and continually votes against their own best interests.  Well Zach and Scotty are fed up.  They've had it, and wanna get out..... Soon.  They're stuck on the beach, with crap jobs, which are fun, but with no future.  Colorado is a utopia, with a flourishing economy, and they want to be a part of it again! Get them out, before Florida votes to to lobotomize free thinkers. 

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