Need bulletproof suit to raid Area 51 & free alien strippers

Need bulletproof suit to raid Area 51 & free alien strippers

From Scott C. Shafer

As you have probably heard, some of us are raiding Area 51 on September 20th 2019 (that date is super secret so don't tell the feds shhh). I need a bulletproof suit so the government can't stop me, and to look badass.

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If the government detains me or cock blocks me in anyway, I will spend the money on beer & guitars instead.  I promise that not one single penny will go to charity or something stupid like that.

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