COLONIZE BLACK HAMMER

COLONIZE BLACK HAMMER

From Jesse P-S

The colonized people of the newly acquired Hammer City land are directionless without a dictator. The fact is, colonized people need a colonizer. We are here to help.

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The colonized people of the newly acquired Hammer City land are directionless without a dictator. They will freeze come the first winter in Colorado. Gazi Kodzo will starve when all the dong-shaped vegetables they plant never grow in the dried up creek bed they attempt to turn into a little communist farm.

The fact is, colonized people need a colonizer. We are here to help.

Donate to our campaign so we can Colonize Hammer City. This budget is for Phase I of Colonization, including cost for: 

- Manifesting Destiny

- Building TRANS-Atlantic boats

- purchasing copies of Anne Frank's diary for warmth

- Finding shiny beads to trade with the natives

- A truck that can carry groceries and supplies up a mountain so we don't die

- Sunscreen, obviously

- A Starbucks to announce our gentrification

Stretch goals include attempting to secure a performance by Hootie and the Blowfish.

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